Now, To Take On The World!

I’ve been swearing a lot lately. Like a drunken salty sailor during Oktoberfest. It is not that I am depressed or anything though. I just find myself funnier when I sprinkle some profanities hare and there. More flavor. Makes me feel cultured. Just have to be careful around my parents though…

On a side note, I’m done. Finished. Finito. No more school for me, ever!

Well, that is if I don’t screw up my last paper or it is back to another round of Mr. Heartbroken Assp3rt again. Funny though that when I pictured walking out of Sunway campus for the last time as a student, people would be coming up to me and shaking my hands saying things like: “God speed, lad!” or something like that. Ooooo also with petals raining from the sky and an orchestra composed in my honor!

Disappointingly, nothing of such sort happened. Everyone just went about their business, as if one of their greatest isn’t leaving their pathetic existents.

No matter, I suppose. They will have their chance to kneel down before their Emperor once I take over the world.

Buwahahahahahaha!

Anyway, moving on. Lizzie has gone down to the land of the Down Under to give psychiatric help to emotionally scarred dugongs.
Good luck, Lizzie. And watch out for those crazy man-eating killer marsupials out there in the Outback!

In relation to work, things are winding down a little for me now as we approach CNY. The only complain I have is the inhumane working conditions for our discriminated teddy bear work force.

They get the more humiliating jobs such as being the corporate paperweight.

And I’ve also been reading up on famous Internet Phenomena. Check this one out:

He was there for a job interview at BBC and instead he ended up in front of the camera… LIVE! He became sort of a folk legend among the common men.

Unfortunately, he still didn’t get the job... Pity. Such a witty fellow playing along!

"We didn't come for your oil! We came to kick your ass! "

- Over There (2005) -